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Funny Lineman Retirement Shirt – Lineman's Retiree's Paradise Tee – Retired Lineman Gift – Utility Worker Retirement Shirt – Lineworker Beach Skeleton Tee
Looking for the perfect retirement gift for a lineman? This "Lineman's Retiree's Paradise" shirt combines utility worker humor with a tropical beach scene to celebrate a career spent keeping the power on.
Featuring a skeleton relaxing in a beach chair beside climbing gear and a utility pole, this eye-catching design captures the dream every hardworking lineworker looks forward to—trading long days on the pole for peaceful days by the ocean.
⚡ Designed for electrical linemen, lineworkers, utility workers, power line technicians, transmission crews, apprentices, and retired professionals who have spent years working at heights.
🎁 Perfect retirement gift for linemen, husbands, dads, grandpas, coworkers, supervisors, or anyone celebrating the end of a successful career in the utility industry.
🌴 Great for retirement parties, Father's Day, birthdays, Christmas, farewell celebrations, or as a keepsake for the lineworker who's finally ready to enjoy life off the clock.
💬 A fun and memorable design for those who know that after years of climbing poles and restoring power, paradise is simply a beach chair with nowhere to be.
Whether you're shopping for a retired lineman gift, utility worker retirement shirt, lineworker apparel, or a unique retirement present, this design celebrates years of dedication with a well-earned dose of relaxation.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) for durable, breathable comfort
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline for easy everyday wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner lines and reduced fabric waste
- DTG and DTF printed artwork for crisp, colorful front and sleeve/neck details
- Tear-away label, shoulder tape, and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certification for comfort and safe production
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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