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Funny Lineman T-Shirt — Don’t Touch Pole Linework Tee — Gift for Lineman — Lineman Gift for Him — Funny Lineworker Shirt — Gift for Lineman Husband, Boyfriend, Dad
Looking for a funny and bold gift for a lineman? This eye-catching tee says it all — “Don’t Touch Pole” — with a clever twist that anyone in the trade will instantly recognize.
Built for lineworkers who take pride in what they do, this design combines trade-specific detail with a sense of humor that not everyone will fully understand.
⚡ Featuring a subtle nod to the job — including a utility pole detail — this shirt reflects the reality of linework: long hours, tough conditions, and a personality that doesn’t need explaining.
🎁 Perfect gift for:
• Linemen and lineworkers
• Husbands, boyfriends, dads
• Utility workers and coworkers
• Anyone who appreciates skilled trade work
🎉 Great for occasions:
• Birthdays
• Father’s Day
• Christmas
• Work anniversaries
• Just because
💬 A clean, bold design with a bit of attitude and inside humor — especially for those who prefer not to explain themselves.
This tee speaks to the lineman who takes pride in difficult work and dry humor. A bold, witty slogan sits on a sturdy, midweight cotton shirt that holds up to long days on the pole and weekend hangouts. It feels familiar the moment you slip it on — broken-in but built to last — and carries the kind of no-nonsense personality that matches tool belts, pickup trucks, and late-night bar stories. Wear it on job sites, at cookouts after a long shift, or when meeting the crew; it reads like a nod from one lineworker to another. The message is loud without being flashy, and the comfortable, classic fit keeps the focus on what matters: the work and the camaraderie that comes with it.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for durable, everyday wear
- Classic relaxed fit with crew neckline for comfortable, timeless styling
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape to reduce stretching and improve shape retention
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main design to ensure sharp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically produced cotton with 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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