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Looking for a funny and relatable gift for a lineman? This bold statement tee says it all — “I can’t I have plans with the egg sucker” — perfect for those who’d rather be out on the line than anywhere else.
Built for hardworking lineworkers who take pride in keeping the lights on, this design mixes trade humor with a lifestyle only linemen truly understand.
⚡ With a subtle nod to the tools of the trade, this shirt reflects long hours, tough conditions, and the commitment it takes to do the job right.
🎁 Perfect gift for:
• Linemen and lineworkers
• Electrical utility workers
• Husbands, boyfriends, dads
• Coworkers in the field
🎉 Great for occasions:
• Birthdays
• Father’s Day
• Christmas
• Work anniversaries
• Just because
💬 A perfect mix of grit, humor, and pride — for those who answer the call no matter what.
This shirt speaks in the language of utility poles, tool belts, and 2 a.m. calls. A bold, humor- forward lineman tee that lands like a laugh between coworkers after a long shift — cheeky, grounded, and worn with pride. The graphic callout about "egg sucker" jokes opens conversation on the job site or at the weekend cookout, while the classic crew-neck silhouette and sturdy knit mean it wears like a dependable partner through workdays, backyard hangs, and those rare nights off. It’s the kind of shirt a lineman reaches for when they want to be seen as both tough and quick-witted. Durable cotton, stable shoulder tape, and clean print details keep the look crisp wash after wash, so the joke stays sharp and the shirt stays ready.
Product features
- 100% cotton medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for comfortable, durable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced waste
- Ribbed knit collar and classic crew neckline for lasting fit
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve and neck details, DTG for main graphics — crisp, detailed prints
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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